March 2012
When I'm playing hide and seek and find a good...
”This bitches will never find me here”
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everets: when did this become hooter than this omg
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wake up: exhausted
12 pm: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
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When a video has an advertisement that plays...
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Teacher gets pregnant. Immediately you imagine... →
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When your mom cries and you're just like
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Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
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True story
Your mom asks to see your phone and you’re like: To keep her suspicion down, you are like sure: Then you realize she is going to read your texts: And you’re like: 
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That awkward moment when everyone has an iphone.
And I’m just sitting there like ☺More Laughs Here.
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reblog if it's your first february 29 on tumblr.
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The person I reblogged this from is beautiful.
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Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
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When you accidentally sneeze/spit on your computer
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The moment when your computer gets infected with...
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February 2012
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Whenever I eat something delicious and can't stop...
omfgsomepersonactually:
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When I put my camera on self-timer
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WatchWatch
cestsuribon: my lung is collapsing right now ok WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA THE MORE TIMES YOU WATCH IT THE FUNNIER IT GETS IT’S ACTUALLY SUPER HILARIOUS AROUND THE 6TH TIME YOU REPLAY IT OH MY GOD. I HAVE LOST ALL ABILITY TO CAN WITH THIS
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That one follower on Tumblr who always reblog your...
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i never get anons asking me weird shit
it makes me sad
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When you yawn and your eyes get all watery →
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me: this food is gross
mom: there are starving kids in africa
me: i can't finish this
mom: there are starving kids in africa
cashier: would you like to donate 99 cents to starving kids in africa?
mom: oh no not today
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